• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt’s roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Rock your social misadventures with pride in our latest T-shirt that declares, “Dont Flatter Yourself I Drunk Text Everyone.” This playful tee is a hilarious nod to those who embrace their less-than-perfect moments with humor and a touch of sass. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who knows how to laugh at themselves.

Designed with a soft, comfortable fabric, this T-shirt is perfect for casual outings, cozy nights in, or your next night out with friends. Its relaxed fit ensures you stay comfortable, whether you’re recounting tales from the night before or making new memories.

Sport this tee and let the world know you’re the life of the party, text mishaps and all. It’s not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. Celebrate your carefree spirit and own your quirks with style!

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